C-program to propose a girl

/* c- program to propose a girl*/
#include "STD ISD PCO.h"
#include "love.h"
#define Cute  beautiful_lady
main()
{
  goto college;
 scanf(?100%?,&ladies);
  if(lady ==Cute)
                line++;
      while( !reply )
      {
              printf(?I Love U?);
              scanf(?100%?,&reply);
       }
       if(reply == ?GAALI?)
    main();  /* go back and repeat the process */
       else if(reply ==  ?SANDAL ?)
               exit(1);
       else if(reply == ?I Love U?)
      {
               lover =Cute ;
               love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
 }
  goto restaurant;
  restaurant:
      {
               food++;
               smile++;
               pay->money = lover->money;
               return(college);
      }
        if(time==2.30)
              goto cinema;
  cinema:
      {
               watch++;
               if(intermission)
              {
                       coke++;
                       Popecorn++;
               }
      }
       if(time ==6.00)
             goto park;
  park:
      {
              for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
      kiss = kiss+1;
      }
  free(lover);
 return(home);
       if(time ==9.30)
              goto pub;
  pub:
      {
               friends++;
              party++;
              booze++;
              smoke++;
               if(pub.close())
             {
                      pay->bill;
                      come->out;
             }
      }
       if (highly->intoxicated)
               goto friendsroom;
 else
      {
                sweetpan++;
                polo++;
                goto home;
      }
  friendsroom:
      {
                goto sleep;
 }
  home:
      {
               if(mom.shouts())
              {
                        reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||                         friendsbday);
       say->reason;
              }
              if(dad.shouts())
                        shut->yourmouth;
               call->lover;
               if(phone->voice == (lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
             {
      hang++;
             }
  else if(phone->voice == lover->voice)
             {
                       for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)                        {                                   say->ILuvU;
          scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
                      }
             }
             goto sleep;
      }
  sleep:
      {
                *(dream)=love;
 }
}