Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore. They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm...
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Heaven or Hell !!!
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have...
C-program to propose a girl
/* c- program to propose a girl*/#include "STD ISD PCO.h"#include "love.h"#define Cute beautiful_ladymain(){ goto college; scanf(?100%?,&ladies); if(lady ==Cute) line++; while( !reply ) { printf(?I Love U?); scanf(?100%?,&reply); }...
Proper responses or good pj's
Teacher :What happened in 1869....?Student:Gandhi ji was born.Teacher :What happened in 1873......?Student:Gandhiji was four years old.*******Question:What is the fullform of maths...???Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students****Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on...
Hearing test
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and hethought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approachher, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctortold him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform togive the Doctor a better idea...
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Sardar's Preparation of MBA Exam
Santa singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home. Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.Friend: Logic...
Monday, April 6, 2009
Again God
This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen:A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.They talked about so many things and various subjects.When they eventually...
Dont ask doubts
Jorge Bash goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and Jorge Bash asks him what his name is? "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?""I have 3 questions.First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second,...
A very interesting conversation about God
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his classon the problem science has with God, The Almighty. Heasks one of his new students to stand and.....Prof : So you believe in God?Student: Absolutely, sir.Prof: Is God good?Student: Sure.Prof: Is God all-powerful?Student: Yes.Prof: My brother died...
Java in Tamil
public class Project { public static void main(String args[]) { int a; string b; if(a==0) { b = "Zero"; } ...
Unforgettable Silent moments in our lives
Have you ever experienced a moment in your life when you just ran out of words and you go...s i l e n t ??? Let me assist you in recalling..... the moment when you left your home for the first time and you look back at your parents who are worried that their son/daughter are leaving them yet...
Alcohol Effects & Remedies
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.Cause: You're lying on the floor.Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle...
Love Story of Narayana Murthy and Sudha (From Sudha's Autobiography)
It was in Pune that I met Narayan Murty through my friend Prasanna who isnow the Wipro chief, who was also training in Telco. Most of the books thatPrasanna lent me had Murty's name on them which meant that I had apreconceived image of the man. Contrary to expectation, Murty wasshy,bespectacled and...
Difference between Focusing on Problems and Focusing on Solutions
Case 1When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater,...
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Born Genius
A professor of a university challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student answered bravely, "Yes, he did".The professor then asked, "If God created everything, then he created evil. Since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so God is evil. The...
Unbelievable statements by lawyers
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America , and are things attorneys actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters ,who had to suffer from the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ...
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Management Lessons
Story # 1 It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk. Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you" Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism,...
A banana a day keeps the doctor away!
A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression 'going bananas' is from the effects of bananas on the brain.After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the...
Here I am sitting in my office @ night
Here I am sitting in my office @ night…Thinking hard about lifeHow it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life…... How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecksbut then why it gives lesss happiness…. How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobebut then...
Try Again!!!
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.Scared……..She confides this ' news' to her mother.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who wasthe pig that did this to you?I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of theirhouse;...
Life is tough with vet
First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending theirfirst Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body coveredwith a White sheet.The professor started the...