Three sardarjis and a hotel with 100 floors

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore. They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or other wise lift will not be available and they have to take the steps. They agreed and went out.

After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift is not available they decided to take the stairways, under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that has to last for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, " I forgot the room key which is on the manager's table".

They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys where in my pocket only".

With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:

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" This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this".

Disc: No offense.

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Heaven or Hell !!!

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we'regoing to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a countryclub and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and
cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee"

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C-program to propose a girl

/* c- program to propose a girl*/
#include "STD ISD PCO.h"
#include "love.h"
#define Cute  beautiful_lady
main()
{
  goto college;
 scanf(?100%?,&ladies);
  if(lady ==Cute)
                line++;
      while( !reply )
      {
              printf(?I Love U?);
              scanf(?100%?,&reply);
       }
       if(reply == ?GAALI?)
    main();  /* go back and repeat the process */
       else if(reply ==  ?SANDAL ?)
               exit(1);
       else if(reply == ?I Love U?)
      {
               lover =Cute ;
               love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
 }
  goto restaurant;
  restaurant:
      {
               food++;
               smile++;
               pay->money = lover->money;
               return(college);
      }
        if(time==2.30)
              goto cinema;
  cinema:
      {
               watch++;
               if(intermission)
              {
                       coke++;
                       Popecorn++;
               }
      }
       if(time ==6.00)
             goto park;
  park:
      {
              for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
      kiss = kiss+1;
      }
  free(lover);
 return(home);
       if(time ==9.30)
              goto pub;
  pub:
      {
               friends++;
              party++;
              booze++;
              smoke++;
               if(pub.close())
             {
                      pay->bill;
                      come->out;
             }
      }
       if (highly->intoxicated)
               goto friendsroom;
 else
      {
                sweetpan++;
                polo++;
                goto home;
      }
  friendsroom:
      {
                goto sleep;
 }
  home:
      {
               if(mom.shouts())
              {
                        reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||                         friendsbday);
       say->reason;
              }
              if(dad.shouts())
                        shut->yourmouth;
               call->lover;
               if(phone->voice == (lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
             {
      hang++;
             }
  else if(phone->voice == lover->voice)
             {
                       for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)                        {                                   say->ILuvU;
          scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
                      }
             }
             goto sleep;
      }
  sleep:
      {
                *(dream)=love;
 }
}

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Proper responses or good pj's

Teacher :What happened in 1869....?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873......?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths...???
Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th
August...??
Student: A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher: How old is ur father....??
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs
3/kg. Then,what is my age...?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher: Where does God live...?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name....?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."
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Hearing test

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor
told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to
give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so, He walks up to the kitchen door, about
10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

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"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story:

The problem may not be with the other one as we always think, could be
very much within us..!

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Sardar's Preparation of MBA Exam

Santa singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every
thing except for the LOGIC part.

One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.

Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?

Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.

Santa singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, you are married.

Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa singh was very glad and he understood logic.

Next day he sees Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.

Banta: Please, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don't.

Santa: saala!!! HOMO!!!

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Again God

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen:

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.

As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.

They talked about so many things and various subjects.

When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:

"I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.

"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.

Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?

Would there be abandoned children?

If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.

I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.

The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."

"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.

"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"

"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."

"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.

That's! Why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS !!!!!!!

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