Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore. They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm...
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Heaven or Hell !!!
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have...
C-program to propose a girl
/* c- program to propose a girl*/#include "STD ISD PCO.h"#include "love.h"#define Cute beautiful_ladymain(){ goto college; scanf(?100%?,&ladies); if(lady ==Cute) line++; while( !reply ) { printf(?I Love U?); scanf(?100%?,&reply); }...
Proper responses or good pj's
Teacher :What happened in 1869....?Student:Gandhi ji was born.Teacher :What happened in 1873......?Student:Gandhiji was four years old.*******Question:What is the fullform of maths...???Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students****Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on...
Hearing test
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and hethought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approachher, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctortold him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform togive the Doctor a better idea...
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Sardar's Preparation of MBA Exam
Santa singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home. Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.Friend: Logic...
Monday, April 6, 2009
Again God
This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen:A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.They talked about so many things and various subjects.When they eventually...